The following summer, in 1993, the female co-anchor on CTV’s Canada AM (the Canadian equivalent of Good Morning America) attacked me for this piece. When I explained that it was a simple rewording of a pop- feminist advertisement, she flew into such a fury that, according to their producer, after the broadcast a record number of viewers called to complain about her.
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